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  • Test Flights Headed to Sector 1
    by Elf Harold Star on August 14, 2026 at 12:33 am

    Test flights of Santa’s sleigh will shift from Sector 2 to Sector 1 in the coming days. It is expected that the Regional Tracking Center in Taiwan will get a fly-by before the flights head into Sector 1. This will be the first time this year that the test flights have been to Sector 1.

  • Elf Enrollment Now Open
    by Elf Buddy McFudge on August 13, 2026 at 8:18 pm

    Hello and Merry Christmas! My name is Elf Buddy McFudge. I am the new director of the Visiting Elves Division of the Department of Elf Resources at the North Pole. That’s a big title, I know. My job is to help you with your elf on the shelf. We are pleased to announced that Elf

  • New Sleigh Ordered as Struggles Continue
    by Elf Harold Star on August 13, 2026 at 3:16 pm

    The test flights of Santa’s sleigh continue to struggle as they fly over Sector 2. But the tests have been productive enough that Santa has authorized the build of Version #5 of the sleigh, this one to be code named Eunice. It is expected that Eunice will be delivered in about a week. According to

  • 19 Weeks Until Christmas
    by Elf Trixie on August 13, 2026 at 1:12 pm

    Hello, friends! There are just 19 weeks until Christmas. That is not very long at all! The big wedding is barely more than two weeks away. Why am I nervous? This is silly. I’m not the one getting married. I cannot believe how much attention this thing is getting. Everywhere I go here at the

  • Cookies
    by Santa Claus on August 12, 2026 at 11:34 pm

    Let’s talk about cookies. There are two reasons I bring it up. The first is kind of obvious: I get this question all the time about cookies. Santa, which one is your favorite? The second reason I bring it up is because Mrs. Claus is in her annual experimental phase of the season. It’s canning